I'm so fun to be around! Sometimes I'm blissfully happy, then in a few short minutes, I'll bite your head off! My new found road rage is kind of fun - I've never been able to talk-back or respond quickly in spanish before, until now! Before, I could only come up with we good comebacks about 20 seconds too late, long after the offending driver has left earshot. But NOW, I can let a respectable string of spanish expletives fly quite naturally! Come on, a dare you to cut me off in traffic... Other things that might get you cried at, yelled at, or maybe even killed:
1. eating the last piece of garlic bread
2. eating the last of the ice cream
3. changing the channel
4. putting your arm over the couch in a "weird way"
5. drinking the last of the juice
6. stealing the bed covers
7. forgetting to buy avocados
8. making any comment at all about what or how much I eat
9. insinuating that I have gained any weight whatsoever
10. threatening or even joking about any of the above
So now who wants to hang out with me?
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